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Spreading Rumours by Kristen Hanby Episode 9. 

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(00:00) episode 9 of spreading rumors we're back today we're starting it we realized last episode how like they didn't even watch the last pod that's how much they supported it I watched it and it was my favorite one yet because we were drunk did you watch it from start to finish ugly girl but I I watched like you know yeah dozy bastard Scotty watched 15 minutes he turned it off no I watched more than that he didn't even I'm not gonna stay up till midnight I'm watching it what not like Grandpa yeah right [ __ ] me
(00:39) Mr I don't drink caffeine no more yeah but anyway so if you're watching this you're watching on a Sunday but this is now a Tuesday morning because the original schedulers We film pods Friday afternoon so we can [ __ ] get a drunk and have a crack have a bit of crack have a crack but we missed last Friday it's now it's Tuesday morning and we're gonna get drunk and it's gonna just ruin our day so happy [ __ ] Easter so yeah happy [ __ ] Doogie cheers you know what I'm saying this is one of many I'm
(01:10) gonna put literally about squatting about it yeah Bottoms Up oh she's warm on a Tuesday morning on a Tuesday morning how are you feeling without warming up oh wow so yo I'm just gonna introduce her we have the one that only royalty herself my baby mama Jazzy Jazzy Jazzy Jasmine's on how are you Jasmine is not used to the shots I think I've actually took a bit of um what's the word yeah a toll on it so I know what to expect whereas the first time you do that you've never done it before I've
(01:56) never had whiskey never yes it's harder it's the first time forever that warm feeling I'm sweating now my belly's all warm and toasty wait do you know what I noticed in the last pod you've done it was classmate the way you described love but anyway when you said like [ __ ] Shrek swamp I can't remember but yo jazz she didn't want to do this today she was lying in bed you know I'm saying Johnny he was out last night drunk as [ __ ] so he's hung over Daddy went out yeah yeah
(02:25) he was drunk now I'm just making excuses to make it look bad so I forced Jazzy to be on the Pod today you're a bit nervous at first aren't you yeah it's just my chins away okay because it literally covers all four of them you don't have chins anymore it's gone why don't you get on the program on my like side profile no you don't honestly okay good you actually don't why don't you get on a program with Scott he's got a special one that like um specializes on chins yeah but literally tailored program it's
(02:55) like you do chin sit-ups and that yeah you'd literally get put your chin on the bar and you do pull-ups of your neck could you imagine you break your neck jaw lines just start really good so how did you get yours oh I don't do them yeah Scotty just sucks a lot of [ __ ] that's why he's got massive forearms is that what you do when you're a talk you do both but yeah [ __ ] in the last year we become parents but not even that yeah well I guess you could say the last year because there's
(03:32) being pregnant count as a parent or does it count when you're officially I think it counts for the mom but not the dad only because they don't even think a baby's real until what in their hands yeah it is for a woman but it isn't for a man I don't think yeah I was mad you know what I'm saying literally mad is you're a dad mate the sickest dad but you know like I say magic on the podcast I talk about stories back in the day relatable [ __ ] I've done everybody's like oh my God you're not allowed to be
(03:57) a dad so I'm talking like [ __ ] I've done like just like funny stories about me I'm saying I'm the sickest dad ever yeah yeah you actually are and you know what I done was it today on a yesterday I even made the bed yesterday what I didn't even notice either I had no idea I got out of bed because she got up like eight mate and for some reason I got out of bed like 11 A.
(04:15) M and I was just [ __ ] tired and I was just looked at the bed and I don't even know what it was I never do that because I think making the bed is pointless because you get back in the [ __ ] night time but do you know what they say about that you should make the bed every day because apparently it sets you up for the rest of day and it's meant to make you like be all successful and [ __ ] I hate it but it was crazy I don't know what got into me I was literally getting out of bed and I was like I'm gonna make the bed
(04:38) done the bed and I was waiting you didn't even say anything last night you know maybe I just made the bed I was like yeah I'm very surprised me that's part of my routine if I don't make my bed like I'll have a [ __ ] day yeah like I'll have the worst day and when I make it it's got to be perfect like yes like probably so I put four corners pulled in them pillows I wasn't like too Madness but it was still neat the only day that my bed gets made is on a Monday because that's when my
(05:06) cleaner comes the rest of the week I just throw it over and sometimes I don't even do that yeah I just jump out and I [ __ ] walk out there and I don't look back until literally like 7 P.M I hate it it has to be done does it yeah on the weird [ __ ] yeah I'm like as mad as sounds I I'm like the laziest unlazy person ever I do what I need to do and if I don't need to do something I don't do it I'm exactly the same like say my room's a mess and my [ __ ] whole bed has got [ __ ] on it I will literally
(05:33) Chuck it all off no not in chocolate I'll slide all the [ __ ] just to enough so I can lie on my bed get under even if I can't move and just sleep like that right okay I'm not that bad [ __ ] I don't know how we work because I'm sorry yeah it's weird I've actually got OCD though right when Daniella comes around I'll just be constantly hoovering or cleaning you sound like my mom it's bad though she pulls me up she's like it's not even [ __ ] dirty she'll come in she'll like kick her trainers
(05:58) off or leave them in like the hallway and I'll grab them put them where all the trainers need to be and she'll be like you're a [ __ ] idiot like that yeah I'm bad I'm probably bad yeah I think it's just because I've got the new flat and I'm trying to like make sure you've always been that to be fair Villa car four you're a [ __ ] pigmate you're the dirtiest bastard ever was I yeah well literally remember okay remember when when Scott and Johnny had them oh yeah remember when remember when you
(06:22) when you and Johnny had that little thing that time oh about the dishes because I was in the kitchen oh yeah you used to say you're a lazy bastard and you did nothing around the house I said that no no no what happened was I was in the kitchen I could hit and Johnny was moaning about you being a messy bastard yeah so you thought [ __ ] it because you said you were with Danielle in your room you heard him talking [ __ ] about you yeah and you were like I'm not being a [ __ ] today so you've come out with your shirt
(06:46) off and you're like what are you saying Johnny and then Johnny's gone um literally I don't even know why I said it he went up I was I was wondering about his tax yeah and then there's like no you weren't what were you saying about me and then he was like and then he was like no I was just saying about your social and then you're like no you weren't and what were you saying about me and even you're a messy bastard because he's obviously going like this he's such a [ __ ]
(07:08) person and then you were like pulling him up and then I think and then I think because obviously he was like you were just there showing [ __ ] he had his back in his room and say I was like yeah you are a [ __ ] messy bastard Scott who is this on this pointer in this kitchen and then you've gone back in your room I think nothing to be honest yeah and then I remember then after that it was weird remember like build a car four we lived in the same house you two never spoke but yeah it wasn't when we fell out it
(07:31) was just more of like you were doing your thing but for like two months and then we got high in the garden it's funny because I remember that like literally you two were like thickest fees when you first moved in and then a couple of months had gone by and I was like to Kristen you got all right and he was like yeah maybe don't really talk and I was like but why like what's going on he's like nothing he just comes in he makes his food and he [ __ ] off in the bedroom and then he makes his food
(07:55) leaves the dishes leaves a swimming pool on the floor and then when they ask him does he want to clean he says no I'm not dirty in my towel but then I remember now he pulled us up in the garden we smoked and she said [ __ ] you boys needed this yeah that night Johnny was like maybe he was in the garden trying to make us [ __ ] blow our brains out yeah because she had proper like like you seem to have like Grown Apart when you're living together it was weird you were clearly closer not living together I think at that time I
(08:23) don't even know I think I was really busy at work yeah you was out in the house at like six until like you're doing that course as well yeah and then I was obviously seeing Daniela so anytime I had you were literally in the room yeah yeah shagging you guys [Applause] [Laughter] [Laughter] it was back to normal but I think like you say I think you're doing your course as well in that room down the bottom yeah it's like life gets like you know what I'm saying and we're just doing magic just constantly every day you come
(09:14) back the gap's got [ __ ] it and then every time you've gone back the Gap would have something else done with it yeah it'll be like the holes in the kitchen door or oh that blue smoke bomb that literally painted the whole bathroom blue do you remember we had to [ __ ] Evacuate the house for like a couple hours the alarm was going off and everything it just literally it looked like a mess he got cleaners in and it took the cleaners 10 hours 10 [ __ ] hours to clean that whole house remember and the [ __ ] still looking at my
(09:37) deposit back after the cleaners I know and you even touched the whole house yeah I mean funny right imagine being at that owning that Gaff year you're the landlord and you're looking on YouTube and you've got [ __ ] holes in your kitchen door I was pinning the carpet you were painting the carpet you know what I mean there was just [ __ ] everywhere if you're the landlord you're thinking what the [ __ ] is going remember we had that party and Johnny just decided for a five liter cover paint across the room exploded
(10:02) yeah all over the [ __ ] memories now that was just us in the kitchen to Smashing up bins but Johnny just decides don't you get a bit too excited yeah it's good times but yeah talking about back to the morning routines okay what are you like with your phone okay what's your phone routine in the morning at night time because I know you've got structure in the morning I try not to go on it for 45 minutes I get up hydrate do my morning routine like in stretching uh make the bed I have a cold shower yeah what the [ __ ]
(10:31) am I listening to you right now he used to have a coffee as well but he's cut coffees out today just because I'm trying to gain um body fat or basically well so basically you don't want to drink coffee because it'll Curb Your hunger yeah it was right yeah makes sense um but yeah that's my routine and then I'll go on my phone and check my phone because I'm on my phone all day yeah and I'll just wake up and be constantly straight on it I want to do [ __ ] and then what about night time
(10:53) it's not I don't really have one I've got blue light blocking glasses Harry Potter you can yeah yeah yeah so I don't really have one for that yeah the bed I go to bed what about you you're on your phone all the time yeah I just [ __ ] like what yeah because I go through stages at the moment I'm addicted to Tetris before this I was addicted to chess so I'm literally up at like midnight just [ __ ] playing Tetris then gutter though I have a high score yeah I was like 36 000 I was in the [ __ ] tournament the
(11:21) other day obviously no got in there and obviously I beat my high school but it's not counting it it's like [ __ ] yeah so literally I don't really have when I wake up straight on my phone really to be fair held at me for like 20 minutes before I got up but yeah actually actually I'll ask you what your morning routine is and I'm gonna pull you up so get a deep breath ready me yeah you better [ __ ] get a chess ready because we're swinging on each other in a minute mate what's your morning routine I don't
(11:45) have one I'll wake up I check my phone into the time and then Atlas is literally just climbing all over me so I'll go lounge and she goes yes so we get up we're going we get up we go in the lounge I put the kettle on sit down make the well I get back up when it's done make the coffee sit down I put obviously put atlas's TV on yeah I can't be asked to watch that [ __ ] so I just sit there and I just have a little flick through just to see what happened the night before you know as I fell asleep
(12:10) last night half eight so I had a lot of catching up to when I woke up at six I don't really have one no I don't know do I think when you obviously like for some people works like you you need structure yeah it works for you if you don't have structure [ __ ] you yeah but like some people like me I just kind of [ __ ] yeah I don't know what you want to pull her up on you yeah so I'm gonna ask what's your morning routine I wake up with your child first of all while I'm sleeping you wake up five
(12:34) times the night and I don't [ __ ] baton I don't even Flinch no they don't they literally they don't Flinch they actually stand everyone's always likes me like you're not tired because they know the woman will do it yeah no but to be fair he did say like make some bottles and I'll get up with her but I'm like it's pointless it's just an effort there's no point now okay so um I want to know 10 days no Emmy oh God what was the thought process behind it he makes out as if I just stole her don't forget yeah
(13:02) her family don't actually get to see her they get to come over yeah but they only come for like a day or two maybe like if you went home for like three or four days okay cool I was this is mad it sounds okay I'm sound now as soon as Emmy's back I just say Emmy I said as soon as Emmy's back oh yeah oh I didn't even notice yeah as soon as Emmy's back um I'm sound again for the last 10 days man I was [ __ ] me and Scott are going for drivers I'm [ __ ] I need to go I'll say I need to go away I need to do
(13:30) something he's messaging me saying I'm depressed it's cool because obviously like now you've got like um if you want to be like what's the word I'm thinking of if you want a [ __ ] it you can take away and be like I've got the [ __ ] I've Got The Power I've Got The Power yeah yeah I'm saying yes he acts like I didn't invite him yeah he acts like I just kidnapped her yeah but like leads for maybe like 24 hours is cool you know what I'm saying yeah you don't even do that but yeah ten days
(14:17) yeah no when I went there for music and stuff it was cool but the thing is not the thing he went he he came more to lead to do music than he has I didn't like fighting I failed rap career I know the problem is when you get there like here I'm in control of what I do I get in my car I can do this I know where I'm going I'm at my house you'll feel like a loss at like if I was to go with you you're in control I've got to sit in the passenger seat around he doesn't like I don't like that I'm a temporary though
(14:42) yeah 10 days the ship would sink here if I left for 10 days no [Applause] noon excuses I'm about to deal with his you know his tears and that about to take him out for walks we took him I took him for breakfast I paid for breakfast [Music] you need to get because somebody's like you need to get do you know how my tattoos are you need to get loads of random tattoos no I don't think it would suit me like that's one thing I think a couple of cute one she's got my name let every other girl she's got her boyfriend's name on her
(15:43) wrist how many people yeah they are [ __ ] happens yeah has anyone else got your name tired of them no I think I've got six people yeah but you did six girls yes but those who got lines through them haven't they I remember once he um he's got one on his ankle and I was like who's that and he was like oh just my friend and then as Kristen got Regan tattooed on his uncle and is it your uncle yeah yeah yeah so I was like yeah he's his friend she was like no it's a girl and I was like what she was like she was like I
(16:22) don't even know how it came in conversation but I was speaking to this guy and he mentioned it so I said to Kristen is that a girl's name or a boy's name and he was like what did you say I can't remember I said Regan's my mate from back home Regan Russell yeah Regan do you and it turned out to be a girl yeah did you know about that actually he um so we met in my glove yeah so in my glove and um he took this girl home after the was it the night that we met maybe I think it was yeah I think so the night that we
(17:05) met he ditched me and took this girl home and got a name tattooed on him and she's got mine yeah in her mouth have you got Jasmine on you yet yeah yeah it's above Olivia yeah wait there where's what's next to there's a heart who's got the heart Olivia [Laughter] you have to now you need to ah your next tattoo is a picture of Jasmine and Emmy actually together she got it yeah I've got your little face here yeah I went for the stage I was getting portraits I ended up like five deep and
(17:54) mate the pain they cause you they're five hours of just like by the end of it you're on the chair like this five hours man I'm just gonna use the cream yeah that doesn't last five hours it makes it worse I put it on mine yeah but I couldn't fill my arm for seven hours that's different that's like that's just numb there's nothing happening when you've got five hours of a needle constantly it hurts after an hour it wears off and the Pain's like five times worse so I've told myself there's only
(18:18) one more portray I'm ever getting in my life and it's gonna be in there then me like a problem like that's yeah what about you I'll get your face on the bottom of my foot yeah this is so comfy hello that's funny when we tell people when we're like where'd you meet about magaloof they're like oh my God then didn't you meet against somewhere else I beat her I don't [ __ ] weird so we went to one event in magalov and then the same event we went to in Ibiza and we met again yeah I find that really
(18:56) cool but you hadn't even spoke had you no no no you hadn't like planned to meet or anything no it happened to be in the same place at the same time again do you know what I think happened okay well see we're in magalov um when we met there she's obviously like when we've been talking she's obviously seen the size of the [ __ ] Chopper in the pants you know what I'm saying she's obviously caught wind like [ __ ] me I want to ride on that [ __ ] devil stick yeah [Laughter] chasing that [ __ ] shot Doggy Dog yeah
(19:30) I'm saying and I think that I kicked down to leads the first time yeah yeah yeah I came down to Leeds yeah you took me on a dirt in Leeds holiday and then you're on a business trip or what no no so I was I was working and he came how did you I was just an Ibiza boys it was Tom son Deacon yeah he's time he messaged me so I messaged Thomas your son just me oh yeah and I worked for Tom yeah yeah so then Tom said [ __ ] it you want to come out and party with some I believe I was like sick let's go and obviously she worked
(20:02) for Tom and met your true love no and then no but Sophie was there Sophie I went to selfie's Pierre and you was with someone yeah and she introduced us but you was there for Tom yeah just getting lit nice getting [ __ ] little do you know what I do do you know when do you know when people ask you how tall you are how tall do you say 5 10.
(20:21) what I'm gonna say six am I you say I say six foot every time that you have six foot you can't tell people you're five ten no I'm not six I'm five ten I'm not gonna lie yeah you're six and then [ __ ] problem I'm literally six foot are you actually yeah maybe you are what why would I say I'm sick you can't tell people isn't that an ick a boy under six foot is apparently girls think it's disgusting yeah five foot five no make five ten are they five ten five eleven six doogies
(20:52) yeah I'm saying you need to start telling people six feet that's embarrassing oh yeah yeah imagine him going around and then I get measures No One's Gonna pull the [ __ ] no one's gonna pull a tape measure out it's a club mate there's tape measure is everywhere yeah no one's pulling that out in the [ __ ] club no one's pulling that out though in the club mate when they are yeah I'm saying I will be [Laughter] six foot every time that you're six foot yeah because I think I'm six five eleven
(21:26) but you never yeah I'm five eleven I'm six foot I didn't know you were six foot I'm five eleven oh you're five eleven yeah I tell people six foot what does it go up to then like you know if you're [ __ ] 100 foot if you want no no no you know you're saying you're five eleven five twelve I think five times I was just thinking about what point though is it six foot yeah I think yeah five twelve oh right that's the high as it goes oh so you're only Lying by like a couple of
(21:50) inches is that right five twelve or six foot yeah five eleven and five and twelve is six foot so you don't say five twelve you say six oh sorry yeah yeah should we get it popping oh no let's get it guys I think I'm pissed [Music] all the time obviously because I'm gonna I'm gonna be the last the pick okay because obviously I was the one that made them but I just got to pick first because he always loses go on then let's tell me to stop stop don't look yet having this up stop someone stop [ __ ] sake
(22:28) okay now the count of three we're all gonna pull him and whoever's got [ __ ] make sure you put it right put us open it out first like that yeah I'm saying so okay and then so put it all the way out all right yeah so when you do it because Scots didn't go off at the count of three are you ready to pull up you're gonna get it popping okay one two three he's me and you oh I left two in today [Applause] like we're chilling Jasmine we're just we're just kick back Scott got [ __ ]
(23:07) over last week though he was on his how many did you do yeah it doesn't sound that many boy you've not really eaten when you've pissed off one stomach and that shit's [ __ ] strong I was nice and I yeah I saw that to his mate still gonna [ __ ] see you so we got it popping YouTube only a couple to be fair we've only just started so yo Cheers Cheers [ __ ] let's get it oh [ __ ] oh that reminds me of like a lad holiday do you know when you're just like [ __ ] and you're forcing his own shots I remember
(23:48) I was iron Apple 2011 as first man's holiday there's about 20 of us we went for two weeks yeah we were drinking pre-draft two weeks two weeks we'll drink pre-drinking like um oh my God we're pre-drinking pink sambuca straight oh man that just makes me for two weeks imagine that okay sambuca pink sambuca I've never I've never seen that have you not it's pretty [ __ ] I was out there it was something it was like um their like local drink you know what I mean and we were absolutely we were doing
(24:19) that for two weeks pre-drinking before we went out I couldn't I couldn't actually imagine doing me but I went to Malia for 10 days and it was still [ __ ] you came to Malia two for ten days a week yeah two different times but mate literally imagine trying to do that now I went there sometimes I wonder how the [ __ ] did no one die but the thing is everyone does it that age I went to Lanzarote for two weeks when I was 16 going on 17 and we drunk every [ __ ] night it's mad like the way I am now if
(24:45) I drink and my hangovers are like yours there is no way I used to go out back to back Friday and Saturday no chance it's [ __ ] nuts it's mentally how your body just like Gibbs in on you it gets older I think it works slower yeah like it's mad I reckon Scotty yeah I got a feeling down the line you're gonna be like you're gonna be those [ __ ] you know online that shag cars do you know like you know you see like this it's like fetish people have sex with cars I've seen it I reckon One Day You're Gonna
(25:14) clean the [ __ ] yeah I reckon one day you're gonna get caught uh no I think they just like give it a proper sick ballot you know yeah and then [ __ ] it yeah oh no I think that some guy he actually um like play like turns the [ __ ] car on revs it so it's real hot and then he goes and [ __ ] it may I think he would do that [ __ ] yeah but I reckon Scotty's gonna be I reckon one day you're gonna have a car that's all he's gonna do I'm outside everyone comes back and I'm just yeah
(25:46) that's what he's gonna do he's gonna get a push bike you know you crush a Coke can you put it on the back of the car he's gonna ride around the [ __ ] five minutes hear that noise has sex with the coke again but those kinds of weird mate it's an actual fetish where people literally get like they say wash their cars they do them up rhythm the noise oh it's hot in that they just literally have sex with cars just like how some people have got fetishes that they walk around with a blow up doll and they
(26:09) actually refer them to as their girlfriend they marry them in [ __ ] I can understand that that's funny yeah I mean I've really just got issues I'm saying that Mrs just said one too many and it's like [ __ ] this I'm just gonna get myself a [ __ ] doll now do you know one thing that people do as well and I've seen videos of them you know what I'm saying like Loki wanted to order one try it out but I couldn't be asked for getting caught with it it's literally it's like a [ __ ] do you get
(26:44) Fleshlight yeah it's a flashlight but it's like an actual whole body there's like a full it's like like a Jasmine sized body and it's got the [ __ ] the [ __ ] Fanny the mouth and it's like you slap the ass it probably Jiggles and you clean it out me but apparently it's like just happens I'm having sex with like a proper like so why didn't you buy it because I can't be asking like mum to clean my room one day lift my bed up and she's under there no I think I've seen so many videos have
(27:08) you seen them before no I've never seen over a grand without hair and [ __ ] oh mate yeah yeah they're proper like bbls and you can see a dick between the titties on them oh cool yeah probably like silicone in that so they feel real yeah yeah I've not bought it like like now to get to that point you'd have to be literally desperate this is what it's Contin ues you got it yesterday send me the link yeah wait 9.
(27:33) 99 if we go half that's about four four fifty four it's about 500 quid each we take turns you pay for it yeah yeah and the vagina yeah what and they [ __ ] at the same time well no share it here when we go over the other yeah give it back to me clean though yeah he won't clean it that's enough I'll be cleaning it but it's well funny [ __ ] we've done like a secret Santa was it last Christmas for funny gift so my mum brought me a flashlight for a laugh so I thought [ __ ] it I've obviously I'll put this to use
(28:03) banged it they obviously clean it but [ __ ] it wrapped up banged it again now that's it they got some point they can't start stinking oh so I've put it in the bin and obviously I put it in the bin I don't even know I was lying in bed and I was like oh one more go with you no [Music] these guys do know no I don't think so no do they hand me yeah everyone gives it a go at one point I guess if you like yeah yeah it's one of those it's just like you've got like older one in the [ __ ] yeah well my mum bought me one
(28:58) weirdly my mum and then you [ __ ] it anyway before my mom bought me this hopefully she's spitting here [ __ ] hell go back to back to tattoos okay oh my God I feel so pissed you need to okay like one thing you need to get right now just to hit all spots okay get a little slit in your eyebrow no and get like loads of random titles all around I think you look sexy yeah I'm saying no no it's just like twins it's like a chabby little lip I don't know who's like but not like not like full
(29:32) series so it's one but it's like random [ __ ] like yours yeah like if you literally had a nice person in tattoos it's like shagging myself wait something about it like your eyebrows would be sick too because they're dark nah it's not happening I could never imagine Jasmine getting a slit in her eyebrows I can see you in like a couple of lines in that you know now they're not black ones but it has to be spread out it can't quite a generic one in the book like oh let's flick through oh I
(29:56) love that one but like do you know that random ones like dotted about I think it looks cool yeah but what is it the basic what I'm saying is yeah for you to be my main team yeah literally if you go there now today yeah she's not allowed to touch she's breastfeeding just enough okay after that then when you're done if you get yeah I'm gonna breastfeed forever two years down the line and I was gonna say if you get a slit in your eyebrows and Tattoos I'll propose to you no maintenance yeah exactly who else you're gonna find
(30:27) it's not what's funny when we first met he was like I'm Gonna Leave Her you like a little more I believe her but like there's gonna be more I don't reckon not behind you know what I'm saying anything says you might sometimes see a girl with a slit Eye Brand tattoos walking through the door that's fine I don't know I'm saying okay she said that's fine that's cool I've always been a respectful man in terms of always make sure you're good yeah yeah I'm saying sometimes I'm a
(31:06) dozy bastard and love the alcohol yeah but a lot of guys are dozy bastards though I think they go through that period they all have done he has like a different personality when he's drunk he's a different person like this drinking's funny different yeah it's when I don't know what makes me laugh is that night um Villa car for right you were [ __ ] right but so was Reuben and me and Kristen kept bumping into each other Halloween oh my God these two are [ __ ] like what can we do about it and I was
(31:33) like I don't know he's like I'm gonna go put Jazzy to bed and I was like hopefully Reuben you know just [ __ ] [ __ ] off because he was doing my editing right you I helped you in the toilet because remember you're being sick I think we tackled your mom as well and a ping pong table Yeah and then I put you to bed I'm pretty sure even fell asleep on the sofa and next minute me and Kristen reunited in the lounge would be like they're both asleep let's get it off I'm pretty sure you were making out
(31:58) with live in the bathroom too through the window no she's buffing no no because I think someone's um I think um Danny showing it for the window and you and liver on the floor making out or something oh yeah Danny and Sheldon no I don't reckon I was in the bathroom with her helping like just holding her hair back because she was being sick and I'm thinking like [ __ ] this is normally me like I feel quite proud of myself it's just something of alcohol don't always like I think last two times to be fair you were
(32:20) gone I went out both weekends and I was literally the first time I didn't even have a hangover I was home by one o'clock the last Friday I went out I was about home by like 11 o'clock it's because you got your dad head on mate let's just get the hangovers it's just like I don't want to wake up with depression and [ __ ] like that sort of [ __ ] man dad head yeah you're a dad [Laughter] do you know what I've got a question okay the [ __ ] okay picture like if there's a there have been one person
(32:49) the first ever person to spunk his load what the [ __ ] was he thinking he was just scratching an itch or he just [ __ ] when he carried on because you've got to obviously keep going yeah what's this going to lead to what's he thinking like he's an Impulse he doesn't know what's going to happen and then boom and then picture this then it's got to the point where he's like well because back in there will be no clothes she's got a sign between her legs I got this one is trying to put it in there
(33:13) you've put it in there they're like [ __ ] next thing oh this feels [ __ ] good she's screaming yeah yeah and then literally he's just gone oh spunt yeah they just said there would have been a point in life where that happened for the first time her belly's getting bigger I know thinking what's going on here yeah she's pregnant baby boom but then how did that base goes but then how was they known what's to do with that baby not the feet I don't know he's mad isn't it he was
(33:44) eating it's natural human instincts I guess isn't it back then it was like life with less sugarcoat so I reckon is potentially the baby gets out it's talking and walking already straight out the womb it's like John Dixon's in French that was my turn mom and then that's when the whole story comes in are we all related yeah we all are we must be different races that doesn't make sense to me yeah it just doesn't I thought we came from monkeys I've heard that too oh yeah [ __ ] yeah we've evolved
(34:34) I just want to interrupt this pod um our first sponsor yeah yeah now is it [ __ ] make sure to hit subscribe make no spot make sure to hit subscribe to the world's shittest podcast I had to pay attention a lot of money to sit in this seat and degrade her brand you know what I'm saying make sure to hit subscribe like I say bad luck for the rest of your life if not back to the Pod what a sponsored what a sponsor that was the best I'm saying sponsor Russian subscribe I think Alex has finally turned monetization off so we
(35:09) might have earned a couple dollars on the last pod yeah yeah you know two dollars in our pocket mate do you know what was funny last night we got a takeaway and um I was thinking we were obviously wait around the takeaway do you know normally it puts you through to the restaurant yeah it was the dude driving the cars he must make it his house and drive it to your house so I got a takeaway last night right and when he pulled his food out the box oh no what to keep your [ __ ] for food one yeah it wasn't [ __ ] warm this
(35:38) [ __ ] was cold oh man so this place is a new place on them but I got food from but he came he was on the phone and he brought it and then it made me think when you're eating that food you have no [ __ ] clue who's touched your food made your food what they're doing what they've done it's nuts it's true I was eating and thinking this [ __ ] could have spunked his loading it flicked some [ __ ] and it started on it spatting it wasn't there like a thing in in some sort of restaurant like in the news about that
(36:03) what's awesome probably yeah probably over here no no okay UK's just been doing some dodgy [ __ ] probably happens every day yeah have you seen that guy who is a dead he was like a dentist or something he was doing teeth he has over 100 kids but he added it he had a disease no he wasn't a dentist he was a doctor doctor was it yes oh yeah he was yeah so they would come in with uh they would come in with their partner and the partner would give over his sample and then he would have he switches it with his yeah so he's
(36:35) already blown his load inside like a container minutes before switch them so instead of inserting his sperm into the the wife he's inserting his own and he had like [ __ ] 98 kids yeah and he's literally he had a disease so they were all [ __ ] your arm in there and they're all in the same town and they were shagging each other as well oh oh so did some of them actually get together do you reckon probably this is a small town that need is so much more like wow imagine if they had a family and kids
(37:08) and [ __ ] and then that kid from that family had another one with that kid but they didn't know they were cousins now they're back but they find out that type of [ __ ] on the Jazz show when they do dnas that's mad we stood in a test and see if we were related Scott yeah we'll find all the [ __ ] up [ __ ] comes from America all the time yeah all these stories it's always like do you know what's that film called let's go come from somewhere right it's always like is it like um like there's a town is it
(37:32) Alabama [Laughter] I'm [ __ ] feeling and look drunk yeah I'm I'm sweating like a pig in my ass right now this is lovely no your hair follicles are dying yeah how much that so your hair goes gray so it's like your sound I can't I can't even see you I forgot you were there mate I've literally forgot she was ever thought it's me
(38:36) I can't even [ __ ] see you guys get them to Australian like oh no yeah [ __ ] it I reckon you should just do a shot for the banner you and Jasmine just to like keep up no we've got me and Chris are [ __ ] gone there because I'm like it's a Tuesday morning it's [ __ ] time what's your opinion we're out Keys man what's your opinion Jasmine yeah being around like the family in that that you guys obviously it's just every day it's just like it's never honest as well it's never a day you know it's
(39:10) always something's happening it's a loud screaming videos I feel like I'm just used to it now though like you just I feel like you just switch off because like it's just like normal too yeah yeah what were you like well at the start I [ __ ] seen her sniffing my hands knickers trying them more than that like [ __ ] oh what are these parachutes it's mad isn't it yeah it's just it's yeah it's just normal to me now yeah it's crazy we need to get Emily on an episode soon she sits there and talks
(39:41) she's gonna talk yeah I'm pretty drunk so I reckon we play another game don't pull the shoulder repeat after me all right repeat after me don't pull the Short Straw [Laughter] hey I've made a new [ __ ] contraption pass it down to Scotty um last week mate you need to get another one down here you were feeling saucy last week yes is it two short ones no one so you've not done yes yes get it down you make a heavy session after this you're not gonna end up doing
(40:46) it that's what's happening oh [Laughter] [Music] you know what this is one way right to get me back into drinking because I've not drunk for like two years until Friday that was the first time I've actually properly drunk which is weird as [ __ ] but the thing is the thing is this is Chill because like yeah a couple of shots is clean this is gearing me up though to like get me back into it for when I finally do have a drink and the thing as well do you know like the hangovers I think it's obviously when
(41:37) you mix it but I think it's like the sugary stuff in it that makes you [ __ ] yeah yeah but this is sound I'll probably be drunk for an hour afterwards yeah and then it will settle and it sounds like what would you rather boys what would you rather yeah a fat stinky hairy bum hole on your forehead oh I love that or your mouth was a bum hole if your mouth is the bum hole you would [ __ ] out the same place but then like you might be able to cover it no because I think on your head and then we can just [ __ ] Contour it oh no but it's
(42:12) like but like obviously like when you move it Pockets yes if it's here your breath stuff is going to smell a [ __ ] exactly hear your clean brick when you go off yeah because you can take that [ __ ] up I'm tick I'm picking my forehead yeah I think Sam wear a beanie hat I reckon yeah oh you pull again or imagine this you can tell you you're about to do a fat fart so you go neck a bird and then go oh no dude you're sticky [ __ ] in it yeah oh yeah okay I'm picking the foreheads there's a
(42:55) [ __ ] sauna in here yeah it's fine someone in this [ __ ] Doogie it's that drink mate it's warmed you right no it has I don't know how it is like I think it's gonna start from next week okay okay because right now on the spot it might be a hard thing from next week it's going to be confessions every week on a podcast you have to confess to one thing that you've done that no one knows I've got one that no one knows but I said I could save it yeah okay I'll say because I'll never
(43:25) forget it because I literally do embarrassment like it was yesterday I reckon save it to next week yeah I will from next week's got it how far are we talking mate it's just a confession by anything anything it can be about the one uh the other week on the Pod that was a lie because mate you [ __ ] curled up into a ball when he mentioned it yeah because he said it was like last summer I'll say two years but when was Villa Carl it was like six months before Billy carpool and as soon as uh ASMR think of me oh my God but the
(44:02) alphabet like you used to no do you know what yeah what do you reckon gangsters are like behind closed doors normal people but like I'm talking do you know that obviously on some [ __ ] do you know like when then the streets you see videos of them like you know when they're gangsters you know what I'm saying yeah yeah do you recommend actual gangster door closes oh jackets off walk around the box of shorts daddy wants some luck do I say like take my hair I always think you know I'm saying when
(44:25) you see them they're like what are they like when they're behind closed doors as soon as they leave their door they just start like hopping yeah like they're like it's mad I always think about that man but people probably think that like about you no I'm the same on camera and of course I'm saying they probably like are like normal people behind closer yeah I get what you mean yeah but you know everything that about you but you're literally you know you see those people that just
(44:49) sit in the corner they don't talk they're like you don't even want to like fight them they're like don't look at them so those people sit in their bedroom no no far you don't know because they get home then they act like a [ __ ] with their misses did you think though they've got home and they've obviously they've got this character now nah I reckon because everyone is human at the end of the day yeah 100 it's mad what do you think gangsters do behind closed doors jazz
(45:12) I don't know I don't know I'm wrong I don't sit there and [ __ ] count their stash they're they're [ __ ] doing the baby's nappies like yes ma'am I'm doing it jerking off the [ __ ] most on gangster [ __ ] ever [ __ ] life advice okay have you got any life advice for everyone because I've got the best life advice ever don't drink on the spot yeah I literally can't even think yeah on the spot and that gives I don't care you have to get life advice right now to
(45:38) people watching it look at that camera and give it because it's gonna be a tick tock made from it life advice on the spot you love putting people on the bikes it's me because you preach You Preach so you already know because it's all about [ __ ] levels you gotta improve I was watching last night and last night mate literally was banging yeah it was my favorite probably done I was like this is half of us this is the best [ __ ] one we've done there's not much to get to improve on yeah but I prepare that's why it's up to
(46:13) half one to make sure we're good got my [ __ ] [ __ ] prepared you know what I'm saying so we never left [ __ ] in the dirt in the dirt so like what would I say life advice I don't know just don't chase you know just chill you know you know like the turtle on um on Finding Nemo yeah his attitude that's that's what you've got to be like in life you just got to keep swimming in life just got to keep your head above water enjoy yourself and keep it Trucking that's what I'm saying like you know what I'm
(46:38) saying if you want to [ __ ] get lit and have a free day hangover do that [ __ ] you know I'm saying if you want to go to a party when your bird's saying you're allowed to go to that party you know what I'm saying she says you're not to go on the holiday we'll [ __ ] book it behind her back and then send her a photo when you're there you dick out on the balcony saying well you I'm saying people are too scared to do [ __ ] do [ __ ] you know what I'm saying if you're doing [ __ ] do more [ __ ] I mean
(46:59) just [ __ ] keep snacking that [ __ ] up until that point where like I had fun you're gonna be 60 before you know you look back at all the [ __ ] you've done you're gonna [ __ ] get your [ __ ] out I'm starting to feel like this is gonna be when I had a dream yeah just [ __ ] people obviously work and make sure you're making money and you're lit yeah at the same time don't get too carried away in terms of like doing that [ __ ] and then you're [ __ ] balance it out but make sure you have fun
(47:26) that's it you know what I'm saying keep your head up on board it's got you said be that turtle riding that wave that's what I'm saying the seagulls chasing you trying to get your [ __ ] Chopper because it's hanging between your legs but guess what you're swimming too fast for them Birds what knows what I'm saying but it makes sense you've had one too many to drink me and all that no song because I could do with a sticky no I don't know give some life advice Natalie I don't know let's keep token keep token
(47:56) keep smoking keeps you happy right that's it keep doing Doogie jazz come on get with a guy that's [ __ ] lit and got cash yeah have a baby little sugar daddy I love that [ __ ] now this is inspirational but my [ __ ] life advice would be to follow Mr Beast on everything mate Mr B Mr Beast yeah you know what I'm saying if he pulls you up yeah and you're not following on YouTube he doesn't give you 10 grand if you better bump into Mr Beast and he's like do you follow me on YouTube and if you
(48:28) say yes [ __ ] he gives you 10 grand cash oh let him follow him yeah I'm saying well [ __ ] follow Mr Beast he can stick his cash off his [ __ ] ass [ __ ] that if I see Mr Beast I'm [ __ ] getting his dookie mate people go up to him and see I follow you can get money that's just [ __ ] sad because he because he's known I would never walk up to someone and say I follow you give me some cash I need to give him 10 grand if he's got a big duffel bag on his back and he's just yeah he just [ __ ] loves
(48:55) giving [ __ ] cash mate so yeah my life had two things in life you gotta do subscribe to the world shit's pod and follow him you know what I'm saying that's the way it goes I'm in the same situation with you the other week made my bladder screaming screaming oh you need a piss Ed if you want yeah yeah yeah sweet okay what's your thoughts you mentioned that sugar daddies what's your thoughts and sugar daddies it's crazy because I've seen a um a was an Andrew Tate video he was saying about
(49:27) like females get it so much easier in life than men obviously in some things not in some ways obviously like kids and being things like that but I mean in terms about having life given easier it's like you'll see a [ __ ] yacht the guy that owns it will be a billionaire but it's taken 10 years to buy that boat but I'll be 100 girls in that boat that have done nothing and they're on that boat yeah you know what I'm saying it's crazy you can see that as far as the Galaxy fast sugar daddies makes sense
(49:51) yeah I'm saying they [ __ ] buy them everything and anything yeah do you know many girls are sugar daddies me you're not the only one you're like six of them probably not no I'm saying I got too far I've only got two other kids but then you will never meet them you think you actually have got more kids than Emmy nah because I already found out about it what about you what's that like do you think there's a kid out there that that could be ours uh yeah many probably yeah many [ __ ]
(50:23) kids out there yeah [ __ ] hell does that get nice that didn't stop I was thinking for a second these guys are gonna think I'm taking a [ __ ] do slide off the piss no no I said drip mate all down my legs yeah I feel like I broke the seal now I'm ready to get on it he's ready for another one another sure [ __ ] it foreign yeah well the segment was gonna be there's no game this time you have to do a shot so with your shot why don't we say what we have been most embarrassed about and then we shot it well that's 97 let's do
(51:27) it then what you must be most bad about school get your shot and get your shot ready he thinks people 's mouth gets lazy yeah that must be a word for it though you're like thinking of what saber you're mad you're talking too quick how bad is he for it though man come through with that flow like one two I do [ __ ] that I don't want to man come up what's that that's the one two what's the question sorry so you gotta say something embarrassed about and do your shot and then shot it forget it yours is
(52:02) well easy mate just got a small penis no just show your hairline now it has to be a genuine like oh I was pretty embarrassed by that story and then shot it to forget it and then it's gone I can't think I can't think of the top of it it's like an embarrassing top of the fort region like oh they actually go yeah [Laughter] I don't know yeah go on Kristen you go first okay I am most embarrassed about this [ __ ] podcast and having to promote the [ __ ] that people are going to watch him but in reality they don't
(52:38) embarrassed by that yeah yeah oh [ __ ] feed me [ __ ] cheesecake right okay I'll do mine so then you guys can think of yours I can't think mine is a legit embarrassing story I'm [ __ ] I decided to go out drinking come back you know when you get a bit cheeky yeah well I told him to stick up my ass and guess what happened oh let's skid mark on the bed sheet it's been forgotten it's forgotten um shit's been on your [ __ ] yeah I'll tell the story and then stick her no it's just the same similar
(53:34) principle but yours is the opposite sex so it's a different yeah POV I'd put it in and then yeah so obviously because they're drunk we got home after night out yeah drunk after a night out dagging for it that's pretty much what I did yep straight in there yeah and then pulled it out and it's just yeah just [ __ ] everywhere color was the [ __ ] was like a yellowy I was like green man oh man that's an intolerance like yeah like dark I don't know yeah yeah and shot it to forget it it's gone
(54:03) out the window yeah [ __ ] we're gonna be [ __ ] we're gonna be playing we're gonna be playing pool for three hours upstairs come on you've got to sign them I don't think I've got one though I can't think of stuff on my head can I just do it God then just do it yeah I'm pretty [ __ ] I'm so [ __ ] cringing down it goes there's got to be some story like the dirtiest place I've ever been to [Laughter] I gotta say I've never been to Leeds like out though because we obviously
(54:58) think it's a good night out have you I've heard have you been out in Leeds yeah we should actually do that yeah we should actually go I know Chris Michelle goes to the group and just have a night um or something yeah oh man should we do that would you go do that we'll go do something else and then we'll meet up here you mean you're rolling into the biggest nightclub and leaves of the United States remember when we were into Leeds it was obviously because when we went there to um me and Jazz were
(55:25) announcing Emmy um we I [ __ ] we openly open the things didn't we for use to look in the box and it said it was like a baby going things but for those I was gonna get a [ __ ] baby shirt for the dad yeah and on the back it says leads a [ __ ] shot they wouldn't do it to the lead shop they were like we can't do this they can't do this really yeah yeah so I was getting my baby shirt that's the leads a [ __ ] shot on the back yeah they refused to do it what's the crack have you guys got a like a deal with um Emmy
(55:53) wearing Man United and Lead stuff no she didn't I told her literally I said that's one thing no no she didn't she she honestly did I think I think there's like boundaries do you know what I mean because like when it comes what is it men and men Lisa man united is a big rivalry you can't you can't mix but she's half and half at the end of the day she's not she's not [ __ ] half leads of course she is where was she born where was she born yeah here and where was she made it would have been at least because I've
(56:27) only been there [ __ ] once a year now I'm saying she's got no part to be fair right both my kids are have a Portuguese dad but they are obviously born and raised in Jersey so they're obviously Jersey born but they're still half now they're starting about leads and man united you can't mix I said so there's one thing anything just one thing if I see in a lead shirt like but you're not even into free anyway no get it get it so Jasmine's into being choked aggressively into the point she's
(56:55) [ __ ] oh I wish you love getting choked in that time I choked in your eyes on your blood sugar pastel really what the [ __ ] how hard we doing it just [ __ ] hard you're just tell him to stop it you can listen she's not a safe word no safe words as [ __ ] more literally I remember one time all your eyes are blood sugar it was my face it was just like a rash my face don't do that again yeah but then in the room she's in the room I won't do that that's funny that you think that because I'm
(57:56) not gonna lie like what if Atlas is asleep obtain right now I would literally because everything's in the bed now I would swear to this day I will not do when she's in the room it's more of like a mind thing for me like I'm just like I've done that with her in the room it's like she has no clue she looks at us obviously she has none of him but you know like when you hold up she like relies on so much and she's in there and we're just like a poll on that would be yeah how many people would
(58:19) actually have done that okay because I I have gotta admit like if Atlas is asleep our bed is so [ __ ] big that like she's that far away like it kind of yeah I'm gonna acknowledge that she's there I'm gonna ask that okay so yeah we've got a question Okay so we've just had a baby and we have said we will never ever have sex in the same room as her out of respect because she's asleep and like as a matter of time I'll do what you can do but that's what I'm saying we like I
(58:46) don't know it was something in my head it's more like I've done I'll be like [ __ ] we've done is it normal or is it wrong no unfortunately we didn't hit 10K Subs meaning Scott doesn't have to lose his last name no cause it's like the week after that last pod yeah so yeah yeah you're safe no no no unless you just want to do it now oh my God imagine Clippers that's not that's not right because it only got released two days ago I know but the way they watch it it's the week off behind
(59:12) isn't it so that next one's in like two days so yeah so you're fine all right what's the next challenge the next one if this pod gets 50 000 views by next week you shave your head yeah cool do you want to yeah I actually just to be honest are you gonna get hair transplant yeah I need one yeah oh well [ __ ] it get it off me but I've never actually seen yeah I'm sick line Chris and take your hat off mine will be like his uh original the V yeah that's crazy yeah it was crazy it's crazy how it works yeah you're
(59:45) gonna take me you're going to take me or not yeah I'll take the turkey in October you know what I'm saying Daddy should we give thanks Daddy me and Jasmine is just like thanks Daddy two relationships yo we're going again because obviously like um they said you I'm getting I've had a chance hair transplant four weeks four months ago but he said come back in October we're gonna do this okay for one meal watching right now in October we're gonna bring one man along with us to get
(1:00:16) his hair transplant but you have to be subscribed to this channel what a shot you know what I'm saying so if we're going to get in October I'm gonna bring one fan with me so make sure you're subscribed to this Channel and you're gonna come along one person what yeah what would you rather your ass are sewed up so like you struggled to [ __ ] like human centipedes you got like every time you need a [ __ ] you've gotta literally cut your [ __ ] open let this [ __ ] out before your next [ __ ] closes
(1:00:45) back up yeah oh all I hear in my head is infection that or every day you wake up you have to start your day with someone with [ __ ] steel toe caps you get one [ __ ] volley to the cockle vagina oh proper a bit it's like a [ __ ] it's like Robin Van Persie taking the left Peg what was the first one so your [ __ ] is closed up and every time you need a [ __ ] you need to cut it with scissors so you can [ __ ] but by the time you need another [ __ ] it closes up no because you've just cut it and then
(1:01:19) you're gonna [ __ ] yeah that's fine but then close it back up that just screams infection to me what's the point I'll just do the first one because I don't even I don't I add the [ __ ] well so you're all right there you're actually not Jackson's a funny [ __ ] so he went away he was with this girl for like a year he was with this girl for like a year Okay and like literally they went away on holiday like some sick [ __ ] place and she took a [ __ ] and he smelled it he dumped her on the spot so they finished
(1:01:53) the holiday and then he went home and never spoke to her again Jackson's a gangster bro you need to get him on this pod because I reckon he's got some [ __ ] story it's just him as a person bro like he's like yeah he's calling it as mad as it sounds okay who I'm around I adapt to so if I'm around like Scott I adapt her like oh I'm exactly the same like I feed off that person I'm with and then I become like we become the same that's what I'm saying so like say for example if I'm
(1:02:22) Scotty it's like we get levels me and Danny different and when me and Jackson come together it's like this illegal thing like when I'm with you get scared when I meet Jackson don't you when I go to Jackson you get scared yeah because he's like this totally different person because it's like a bit like it's like it's just my I went with you it's just I thought I don't even know what happened but we just morph into this like [ __ ] monster yeah yeah you can't stop until
(1:02:46) you've departed ways you actually do like say for example even [ __ ] like [ __ ] if he like oh mate there's so many [ __ ] stories but you didn't want to tell them no but even [ __ ] like they're gonna tell me there's even [ __ ] for example okay if he said let me push in your mouth but then I'd piss on his but the amount of times I've been at parties he's like pissing that butt on the part of me so I feel about piss and pulled over him just like we do weird [ __ ] but just even like
(1:03:10) there's just no end goal no no but yeah you know what I'm saying he's a funny [ __ ] but that's the end of this pod you know what I'm saying should we end up with a shot or is that that's done I was just getting warmed up yeah it's about nothing else it's about an hour and a half long it's it yeah you're pissed your phone you can't sound half long is it [ __ ] so yeah do you want to learn another shot are you chilling um Scott will do another it's going bad boy bad boy I'll do
(1:03:37) another Okay so we've got to leave every moment for a bit then you like well mum's also with Atlas as well obviously a bad mum no matter she sucks your tits now you can't beat her yes I can the rule is that you can feed as long as you're not pissed you pissed no fine now I'm fine Mike's there mate she fed her before we came down here anyways you're not doing nothing she's got milk in the fridge anyways and Atlas only wants tit because she just wants tit all the time and I don't
(1:04:13) need to give it to her summer go on there let's do one more summer 2020. let's do one more to end it well summer 2023 because I yeah because I'm just going to put it out here like hambini on Friends is I think it's a big summer for everyone uh we went Switzerland last year it was probably the best trip of my life who was it Jake yours what the [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] anyway I'm just saying handy this summer can we do another Switzerland Festival please though I've had some ideas because obviously like I've got the Gaff now
(1:04:52) it's pretty much done the pool this I'm gonna be throwing some sick parties and I had a word with myself and obviously like there's gonna be loud music in that so whenever I throw a party I don't want any around so you've got to go back to Leeds I knew we were going to say that yeah it's respectful oh you guys it's me looking out for my little one or a hotel so yeah like or basically what I'm pretty much saying is like when I'm having a party [ __ ] off I booked your flight home already mate
(1:05:41) so I just want to throw a party it doesn't have to be here huh when is your first year it's always fourth dead set in the summer oh this is the fifth oh I didn't know that joint yeah you've got your veins popping outside of your body now you [ __ ] is it look at that I see your [ __ ] today on the side of his oh it's not that bad me like you [ __ ] that looks like a worm no honestly last week from here like can you see the ones on Kristen's forehead yeah he said yesterday they were pounding last but handinium French are
(1:06:15) we just just to wrap it up I know yeah August 2nd Jasmine goes home [ __ ] off two days we planned the party we get it lit me you maybe 40 things this party think about what we've done [Music] for maybe three nights and I'm reckon maybe to the airport again in Miami lovely yeah I'm saying maybe swing past leads in my back give Emmy a hug and say you're staying home so we're gonna party again we get back get home Birds than the garden then you boys are back from the first party yeah they're waiting all
(1:06:55) the way around the world they've only just woken up we're like hello ladies here's a bit of coffee let's do it yeah let's do it all again yeah coffee [Laughter] so yeah August 2nd you're going home yeah oh should we have this shop yeah so August it's gonna be our fourth oh it's only going to be half off nor do I last time I drunk was um last week no this is good because we should actually do a night out once yeah I know today I reckon we love [ __ ] laugh what's that a night out go out night out yeah
(1:07:33) so maybe you've gone out of leads in the second ones before the part in the fourth decade okay I mean I would I'd be Keen for a night yeah just cheers to us cheers to the end of the pause Tuesday [ __ ] morning yeah like he said subscribers you get bad luck and you're gonna [ __ ] die yeah you heard her yeah and if this podcast gets 50k views in seven days you're shaving your head wait Jazzy say stop oh Jazz Say Something Real sexual in the mic so I can do a swipe up yes say like what if you're gonna say in the mic you're gonna
(1:08:07) say you're gonna say just say swipe up now say it yeah look they look cheeky what camera Alex the middle one the middle yeah that one yeah look at the camera see this yeah like you're saying that one there don't worry about Kristen now get your Rhythm just pretend you're not even looking at you just be like you know look at that one taste this hold it swipe up now Trust yeah yeah go go go why don't you both do it it'll be two different stories okay you do it personally at that camera with this one
(1:08:44) that one yeah swipe up now swipe up now that's one swipe up now to that one jazz [Laughter] oh my God [Applause] oh my God yo thanks for watching mate oh we're gonna do the show cheers [ __ ] sake we're gonna be steaming [Music] foreign [Music]